The Dirty Boy Habit
My father does it. I remember my cousin doing it from the summer he stayed with us. And now, to my horror and disgust, I find my boyfriend does it too!
I shudder to enter the toilet. No, this is not about that old seat up/down debate. Look higher. There’s a book lying on the flush tank!!! Sacrilege! Books are divine carriers of the holy light of wisdom and human experience. Imagine exposing them to the unclean atmosphere of the toilet, not to mention actually reading them?!
Why oh why do men insist on reading in the toilet? Now I don’t understand why one needs to be entertained in the toilet. It’s not a library, it’s not a spa, it’s not your bedroom, it’s a disposal station! You go in, do your business and you get out. But no!
The boy says,
“Reading in the loo is to men what taking a shower is to women. It’s an experience!”
Now what am I to say to that?
A version is posted to Yahoo! Real Beauty.
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Posted on April 11, 2011, in Battle of the sexes, Featured, On a lighter note.., Yahoo! and tagged Books in toilet, Library in toilet, Man reading in toilet, Reading in toilet, Reading on the pot, Toilet humour, Toilet reading. Bookmark the permalink. 17 Comments.