All Things Female

  1. A thing for chocolate – hot, sizzling, dark, rich
  2. A fetish for shoes – expensive, gorgeous and uncomfortable
  3. A love of all things khatta: Neembu, Imli, Amla, Kamrak
  4. Sex and the City
  5. Long phone conversations with friends and texting only for mushy SMSes, naughty SMSes, sweet SMSes
  6. Bacardi Breezers, Vodka-with-lime, Red wine, White wine, any wine
  7. Inappropriate crushes (gardeners, colleagues, bosses) at inopportune moments (board meetings, spring-cleaning, funerals)
  8. Chick Lit
  9. Lingerie – slinky, stylish, comfortable, physics-law-defying
  10. Lipsticks with names like Cinnamon Toast, Chocolate Drizzle, Mocha Kiss, Divine Caramel, Passionate Purple, Sweet Lily, Plum Heaven, Red Siren and Lucious Cherry
  11. P(re)MS-ey mood swings, P(ost)MS-ey mood swings, ‘during’ mood swings, ‘It’s bloody well not PMS!’ mood swings
  12. Guilt trips
  13. Shoulder shrug, raised eyebrow look accompanied by “Men!! Honestly!”
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About IdeaSmith

IdeaSmith is the digital doppelganger of Ramya Pandyan (intrepid train-traveller and frequent spouter of post-midnight rhymes and rants). As IdeaSmith she battles obscurity and slays boredom with her stories about men, books, digitalia and Mumbai. She performs live and also blogs, tweets, Instagrams, Facebooks, +G’s, Youtubes and Goodreads all as IdeaSmith. Ramya is a blogger, digital storyteller and spoken word performer. She also runs a forum for aspiring writers called Alphabet Sambar. Tweet-bomb her at @ideasmithy.

Posted on January 12, 2009, in Hormone hangover, Laws of Attraction and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 16 Comments.

  1. now I am curious..does this mean “feminine” or “only feminine”

    a couple of them…sorry cannot give complete ownership to women 🙂

    ramblers last idea: Birthdays

  2. Brilliant post yet again :mrgreen:

  3. @ rambler: :mrgreen: Woman in any case. Perhaps men have borrowed a few of our good ideas?

    @ La Vida Loca, aparna: Thengyu! 😎

  4. some missing ones 😉
    14. “let’s go to the restroom”
    15. window shopping
    xx. Bags – actually this goes with no 2

  5. ok i can check only 3 or 4 out of these. what to do?

    A Cynic in Wonderlands last idea: Misadventures of the married kind – III: This little DeeGee went to the market….

  6. @ Aditya: Heh. I’ve written about ‘Communal looing’ before. And men do window-shopping too!! My dad can spend hours in a car showroom or a Bata store!

    @ Cynic: Fret over it. Call your girlfriends and ask, “Do you think he’ll notice?”. Get acne over it. Eat too much chocolate. And finally fall asleep.

  7. hehehehehe…enjoyed this post 🙂

    Some more could be
    Getting emotional over subtle, can’t be pin-pointed (or understood by men) but whole BIG issues
    Giggly pujama parties with just all kinds of chocolate and cheesecake for food
    Checking out other women walking into the party/store/restaurant
    Swinging between liking and not liking the new haircut!

    Shreyasi Debs last idea: Barack-ish Branding

  8. @ Shreyasi Deb: I love the last three! 😛

  9. I like this post…very useful. Bookmarked!

  10. lemons goes out, rest all stays,stays n grows,stays stays and grows and grow more,

    shoes,shrug,P…..MSey alllllllll

    Ankitas last idea: Celeb Facebook Profiles- Authenticity

  11. @ Just Women Online Shop: Thank you!

    @ Ankita: 😉

  12. The boy needs to buy you the best Victoria’s Secret lingerie ever! because you deserve it

  13. You need to do a post on lingerie so men know what kind of lingerie woman like .

    • @ideafan: I think lingerie exists primarily for male pleasure. And no, I am not going to do a post about that. This is not a fashion/sleaze blog.

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