The Wedding Night And Other Friendly Stories

Heeheehee….got this picture off The Lady‘s post.


It reminded me of the time my friend got married. The pre-wedding days were a time of much mirth for the cronies of the bride and groom. But of course. We were such a bunch of wits.

For the wedding night, we decided ‘as good friends’, we’d make things as comfortable and easy as we could for the two newly-weds. Aside from the usual decoration of the ‘love-boudouir’ and planned pranks (alarm clocks hidden around the room set for a different hour), one guy came up with the novel idea of directions. So we decided, we’d plant directions all over the couple to make it easier for them.

For her, there’s be arrows pointing to all the erogenous zones…ears, waist, breasts, neck, back of the knees etc. For him, we concluded all arrows would point to right below his belt!

Errrm. Am afraid to say that we reduced the bride-to-be to tears. Which, hopefully her husband did not on the wedding night. With our without our directions. πŸ˜‰


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About IdeaSmith

IdeaSmith is the digital doppelganger of Ramya Pandyan (intrepid train-traveller and frequent spouter of post-midnight rhymes and rants). As IdeaSmith she battles obscurity and slays boredom with her stories about men, books, digitalia and Mumbai. She performs live and also blogs, tweets, Instagrams, Facebooks, +G’s, Youtubes and Goodreads all as IdeaSmith. Ramya is a blogger, digital storyteller and spoken word performer. She also runs a forum for aspiring writers called Alphabet Sambar. Tweet-bomb her at @ideasmithy.

Posted on October 23, 2007, in Battle of the sexes, Bookmarked, Confessional, Friendship, On a lighter note.., Relationships, Sex & sexuality, Unholy Matrimony and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 14 Comments.

  1. Quite a feast…catching up with so much of writing…I love your header too!

  2. @ The Girl from Ipanema: Made me πŸ˜€ too!

    @ Rambler: What, no comment?

    @ S: And how wonderful to have you back!!!!

  3. actually refraining from my opinion, not many seem to be interested :)..

  4. @ Rambler: I’m interested, even if no one else is!

  5. So am I Rambler…I still suffer from the guilt of not being able to respond to your discussion initiation…the weather was inclement you see, now I dont want to miss a chance

  6. thanks guys, good to know opinion matters :)..

    ok firstly absolutely dont agree with the spot of a man’s heart. may be I would have agreed a little cliched “man’s heart through his stomach” stuff, but really, do women feel that way? a man’s heart is way down there???

    btw arrows would be fun in the real world, just in case people have been totally mislead with the free porn, and the soft sleaze in bollywood, atleast it would show them the reality.

    what say people?

  7. Hahahhahahhahahhahahahaha (for what you did to that poor couple).

    But well, I would tend to agree with you completely on all that arrow placement business :).

    Pretty Accurate. lol

  8. @ Rambler: A lot of women feel that way, self included and it is a result of our observations and experiences with men. Still, that can’t possibly apply to all men, I’m sure.

    @ greekalphabet: πŸ™‚ You should have been at the party!

  9. idea-ji
    kind of shocking to me, I always thought its just a cliche and reality is not like that..
    not a good sign for sure..

  10. Haha…the pic is too good!

  11. @ Rambler: Well, if you are an exception to what we believe is the general rule…true, you have a lot of work cut out for you!

    @ Vasuki: Isn’t it? Thank The Lady for it!

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