Balanced diet

I’m bored with men and their silly games. I’m tired of women and their wicked wiles.

Someone invent a new sex.

Maybe I could try romancing women and confiding in men instead. That would be like eating a bowlful of tiramisu for dinner and finishing off with a mini-burger for dessert. Then again, with a woman, one would be quite enough to occupy the time, energy and effort that is otherwise used to juggle several men. And one man would in no manner satisfy the friendship needs of a few women. So back we go to the old equations of a few women and many men.

Haw…did a search for a suitable illustration to accompany this post and ended up on a site about FOOD POISONING.

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IdeaSmith is the digital doppelganger of Ramya Pandyan (intrepid train-traveller and frequent spouter of post-midnight rhymes and rants). As IdeaSmith she battles obscurity and slays boredom with her stories about men, books, digitalia and Mumbai. She performs live and also blogs, tweets, Instagrams, Facebooks, +G’s, Youtubes and Goodreads all as IdeaSmith. Ramya is a blogger, digital storyteller and spoken word performer. She also runs a forum for aspiring writers called Alphabet Sambar. Tweet-bomb her at @ideasmithy.

Posted on September 30, 2007, in Hormone hangover, Laws of Attraction, On a lighter note.. and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. ha ha hilarious one :)..sorry didn’t mean to make fun of this but then could not control myself.
    “and one man would in no manner satisfy the friendship needs of a few women”
    oh really?, more explanation please, does it mean you have tried to do this before and found men wanting?, or is it just a well supported assumption??
    I guess you bring out a nice point, sexes have had well defined roles for a long time, I guess time to try the reverse, may be you would have some really awesome tales to tell later..

  2. I did mean funny in a good way.. please dont consider that one seriously.

    hmm best kind of a guy friend.. well may be they exist, not sure..
    made me think on the lines of best kind of a girl friend.. 🙂

    ok the first one about shoulder to cry on, hmm I know its true, but find it really hard and sad to believe, so do you think all men will be like those 4?

  3. OMG love this post 😀

  4. to enlighten you, the third sex has existed for quite some time now. members are generally grouped collectively, under the noun ‘married’.

    currently conducting feasibility study on making sucessful transition to this option, from archaic ‘male’ status.

    determined duration of study: min. 5 years.

    elapsed time: 3 and a half years.

    results (to date): inconclusive

    next steps: will report back upon expiration of deadline, or being thrown out by wife, whichever comes first.

  5. @ Rambler: A post on that perhaps..the best kind of girl friend, that is.

    @ Dreamcatcher: 😀

    @ byker7: LOL…that’s friggin’ hilarious!

  6. the sacrifices i make, in the name of human progress. sigh.

  7. @ byker7: Such are the trials of one who wishes to go down in the annals of history!

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