Call the bluff on THE MONTHLY VISITOR
The very idea of it makes men blush. There is only one thing worse: when men try to talk about it frankly and honestly. Then women blush.
IdeaSmith: Reminds me of a conversation with 2 male friends:
Man 1 (upon seeing grimace on my face caused by cramps): Bad time? Shall I get you some medicine? Uh, what medicine? Isn’t that called the Pill?
Man 1: But you look terrible!
Man 2: Laughter is the best medicine.
Me: I don’t want any medicine.
Man 1: But you look terrible! (like I didn’t hear it the first time….like I needed to hear that)
Man 2 (undeterred…but who says men listen anyway?): Why was there blood on the dance floor?
Me: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Man 2: Because Susie had her period!!! Hahahaha!
Me: *Slap slap*