Call the bluff on THE MONTHLY VISITOR

The Guide:

The very idea of it makes men blush. There is only one thing worse: when men try to talk about it frankly and honestly. Then women blush.

IdeaSmith: Reminds me of a conversation with 2 male friends:

Man 1 (upon seeing grimace on my face caused by cramps): Bad time? Shall I get you some medicine? Uh, what medicine? Isn’t that called the Pill?

Me: No.

Man 1: But you look terrible!

Man 2: Laughter is the best medicine.

Me: I don’t want any medicine.

Man 1: But you look terrible! (like I didn’t hear it the first time….like I needed to hear that)

Man 2 (undeterred…but who says men listen anyway?): Why was there blood on the dance floor?

Me: I don’t know and I don’t care.

Man 2: Because Susie had her period!!! Hahahaha!

Me: *Slap slap*

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About IdeaSmith

IdeaSmith is the digital doppelganger of Ramya Pandyan (intrepid train-traveller and frequent spouter of post-midnight rhymes and rants). As IdeaSmith she battles obscurity and slays boredom with her stories about men, books, digitalia and Mumbai. She performs live and also blogs, tweets, Instagrams, Facebooks, +G’s, Youtubes and Goodreads all as IdeaSmith. Ramya is a blogger, digital storyteller and spoken word performer. She also runs a forum for aspiring writers called Alphabet Sambar. Tweet-bomb her at @ideasmithy.

Posted on August 10, 2007, in Battle of the sexes, On a lighter note.., XXFactor series and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. LOL!!!

  2. @ Scorp Kitten: 🙂 Repeating since you probably didn’t see my reply to your last comment: Do you have a blog and/or another email address? The one you’ve entered here doesn’t work.

  3. *smiles* the most comfortable, embarrassing smile you can ever get out of me …

  4. @ Rambler: That’s honest. 🙂

  5. Shot you an email from my account. Hope you got it!

  6. @ Scorp Kitten: Did too! Answered as well, so we’ll take this discussion offline.

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