Take your pick

Either we are dumb or we are ‘plain evil’.

I found this in Readers’ Digest:

A male driver and a female driver were involved in a horrific car collision. As they crawled out of the wreck, the man noticed that the woman was blonde and beautiful. She said,

We both survived a certain death! It must mean something – that we were meant to be together!

He nodded his agreement (but of course…!) Then she said,

Oh, look! A bottle of wine even survived intact! This is a sign too – let’s drink to celebrate our being together!

So he downed half the bottle and handed it back to her saying,

Your turn.

She smiled and said,

No, thanks. I think I’ll just wait for the cops to get here. 🙂

You can call me a bimbo now. 😉

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About IdeaSmith

IdeaSmith is the digital doppelganger of Ramya Pandyan (intrepid train-traveller and frequent spouter of post-midnight rhymes and rants). As IdeaSmith she battles obscurity and slays boredom with her stories about men, books, digitalia and Mumbai. She performs live and also blogs, tweets, Instagrams, Facebooks, +G’s, Youtubes and Goodreads all as IdeaSmith. Ramya is a blogger, digital storyteller and spoken word performer. She also runs a forum for aspiring writers called Alphabet Sambar. Tweet-bomb her at @ideasmithy.

Posted on July 9, 2007, in Battle of the sexes, On a lighter note... Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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