Take your pick
Either we are dumb or we are ‘plain evil’.
I found this in Readers’ Digest:
A male driver and a female driver were involved in a horrific car collision. As they crawled out of the wreck, the man noticed that the woman was blonde and beautiful. She said,
We both survived a certain death! It must mean something – that we were meant to be together!
He nodded his agreement (but of course…!) Then she said,
Oh, look! A bottle of wine even survived intact! This is a sign too – let’s drink to celebrate our being together!
So he downed half the bottle and handed it back to her saying,
She smiled and said,
No, thanks. I think I’ll just wait for the cops to get here. 🙂
You can call me a bimbo now. 😉