Superego-ess

This I so have to write about, if for nothing else, but as a rejoinder to women who think like this, that there are women like me too!!!!!

SNC opens the morning boasting about his upcoming alumni meet in Goa. PJ Rani cuts in claiming to be his date and then advising him:

You should take IdeaSmith as your date to the alumni meet. No one will turn up next year!

Me:

Yeah, that’s because they’ll all spend this year trying unsuccessfully to date me and next year they’ll be too ashamed to show their faces.

PJ Rani:

That’s what I call an unbeatable ego!

Me:

Cultivate an unbeatable ego girl, and you’ll never suffer a broken heart! Men have been doing it for years!

PJ Rani:

Better to not have an ego at all.

Me:

Well it isn’t so much ego as loving yourself too much to let anyone hurt you.

Well, Samantha Jones of SATC kicks off by intending to go out and have sex like a man. I’ve decided to hit life’s craziness like a man (with ego, ego, EEEEGO!!!!) And so there.

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About IdeaSmith

IdeaSmith is the digital doppelganger of Ramya Pandyan (intrepid train-traveller and frequent spouter of post-midnight rhymes and rants). As IdeaSmith she battles obscurity and slays boredom with her stories about men, books, digitalia and Mumbai. She performs live and also blogs, tweets, Instagrams, Facebooks, +G’s, Youtubes and Goodreads all as IdeaSmith. Ramya is a blogger, digital storyteller and spoken word performer. She also runs a forum for aspiring writers called Alphabet Sambar. Tweet-bomb her at @ideasmithy.

Posted on May 30, 2007, in Hormone hangover, On a lighter note.., Vanity Unfair and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Ahhh….I think I should try to follow that once at least to know how it feels and of course enjoy the seet fruits thereof!

  2. I have tried doing it- but never could- somewwhere is between i melt down and give in to wekanesses- can u help?

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