Men say the darndest things!
Three men, three situations, three conversations.
On a lousy Friday night, when I’m griping about the sorry state of my life, someone can make me smile..
Me: Brilliant! Where have you been all my life?
Him: Ever heard of the concept of a shadow?
Me: Of course.
Him: You got it. Goodnight and have a nice weekend.
And then sometimes I don’t know who the joke’s on….
He: So I’m standing there waiting for this guy to finish so its my turn. And he takes out a 100 buck note. I just pulled out a 10 and said “Take it, man, and leave!” He looked at me like I was crazy. Guess no one accepts money from strangers?
Other he: I would! No Sindhi will ever pass up the chance to get money for nothing!He: Right-on, brother..
Me: You’re Sindhi too? What am I doing in this jamboree?
He: Arre you are the achchar in this dal-chawal!
Me: Not the papad?
He: No, that’s me…you gotta be Sindhi for that!
Then there’s always Sagnik who likes to make evil statements couched in hilarity…
Me: I was talking to a friend of mine the other day..
Sagnik: I was also talking to a friend of mine the other day! See, we have so much in common!
Me: Oh shut up and listen…
Sagnik: Koff! Koff!…err..
Me: Yes..and..oh…KOFF! KOFF!
Sagnik: KOFF!KOFF!Me: Oh, I’m coughing too! Yes we really do have a lot in common! This is called “Koffin’ with IdeaSmith”
Sagnik: Yeah, I can just imagine…
*In TV announcer voice*
Presenting our first guest on Koffin’ with IdeaSmith…Shahid Kapoor
IdeaSmith says: Hello Shahid, you’re a jerk!
Shahid says: Eh, why?
IdeaSmith says: Because you are a man…*biff on the nose*
Presenting our second guest….yet another man for IdeaSmith to destroy
Sagnik: I bet you’re bisexual. I bet if you aren’t already, you will become one.
Me: How do you conclude that?
Sagnik: You’ll do it just to make your husband miserable. “I’m tired of you Mr…now its time for Mrs.”Me: #$%&*@#!!!!!!
Men really say the darndest things!